I Have A Dream

    I have a dream, a dream that every man and woman in the United States of America will be able to enjoy blunts in a hot tub and drink Coronas without fear of arrest at the same time in the same tub. I have a dream that I will be able to gather with friends in said hot tub and smoke weed and drink beer from the early morning hours until the cold moon rises at midnight. There's a stoner in all of us, which deserves to see the light of day. Once we "come out of the closet" about our cannabisexuality, we can embrace who we are and not hide our true selves! As a bisexual man myself, I feel LGBT should be LGBTC in honor of those who have been condemned and discriminated against about their attraction to Cannabis. What we as legal citizens of the U.S decide to do in our bedrooms (and homes, and friend's homes, and girlfriend's homes, and boyfriend's homes, and hot tubs, and living rooms, and bathrooms, and pornos, and parties, and clubs) is no one's business but our own!
    When conservative christians tell us "you cannot smoke a weed as you would smoke a cigarette!", realize that they are trying to keep us down! Do not let their bigotry keep you from your right to practice your sexuality. I've had it up to here like those friends of mine that nag me for not drinking underage beer, but I can't afford it in this stage of my life cause I'm trying to get that record expunged from that three year tantrum that's still going on. I can't get level headed when I'm drowning under a lake of societal pressures, tied to a cinder block like Jason in Crystal lake. Just trying to stay afloat above the high stakes. I lack the dare devil character traits from the personality to the polite formalities but I never go out like a bitch, I prefer to go out like a prick.